Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I still need an illustrator! You in??

And next time you're in a bookstore, just browse the shelves. It's not even boring and safe. The one we found today were toilet songs done to other songs, so like london bridges was changed to something like "stinky poop is very squishy!" or something and there was a lactating rat in there and it was so WTF. And then the toilet was huge, like how does that not scare kids??